Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I
don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me – Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o’clock every nig ht, whether you’re
here or not!.”