Läste detta o skrattade lite ville dela med mig

Typical macho man married typical good-looking  lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at  what time I want and I
don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a  great dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you that I won’t be home  for dinner. I’ll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when  I want with my old
buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about  it.

Those are my rules.
Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me –  Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o’clock every  nig ht, whether you’re
here or not!.”